Happy SWAH-li-Days!

December 24, 2010
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Happy SWAH-li-Days!

And a merry new year from your friends at Scratch9!
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Halloween Scratch-o-Lantern Pattern!

October 19, 2010
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Halloween Scratch-o-Lantern Pattern!

Halloween is coming up fast! Are sick of boring pumpkins with rudimentary geometric shapes for facial features? Make your holiday gourd carving 9 times more awesome with our patented Scratch9 Halloween Scratch-O-Lantern pattern! Just download our jiffy stencil (we made it three sizes to fit whatever pumpkin you may have), print it out and...
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Awesome Cat Drops #2 on Wed!

October 5, 2010
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Awesome Cat Drops #2 on Wed!

(Apologies for the headline, but we do love a good scatological gag) Just a reminder to all you Scratch9 readers out there — Issue #2 arrives in comic shops tomorrow! Be sure the check with your local shop and get your copy before they sell out! And if you weren’t able to get #1...
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Scratch9 Gets a WONDROUS New Look!

July 10, 2010
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Scratch9 Gets a WONDROUS New Look!

PHONY-BALONEY Press Release: July 8, 2010 – Ape Entertainment and comics creator Rob M. Worley announced today that Scratch, the lead character in the soon-to-be-top-selling-someday comic SCRATCH9 is about to undergo one of the most dramatic changes in his yet-to-be-started publication history. “When he makes his debut in August, Scratch will be pretty much...
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